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Excerpts from 2000 Reasons to Hate the Millennium
If the computer geeks are right,
Times Square at Midnight on December 31, 1999
Josh Freed
Table of Contents Countdown...
| Chapter 10 | WHY 2K?
Introduction Things we thought would last 2000 years that didn't Immortal quotes of the last Millennium that weren't |
| Chapter 9 | 2K OR NOT 2K? Where not to celebrate the Millennium When not to celebrate the Millennium How you can avoid the whole thing |
| Chapter 8 | THE Y2K-MART How to make a million off the Millennium 2000 products to expect and avoid |
| Chapter 7 | Y NOT U2? Inner messiah Tours The missing messiah How to have the first Millennium baby |
| Chapter 6 | Y BUG ME? The Millennium Bug: An Exterminator's Guide The Y2K Armageddon Survival Guide |
| Chapter 5 | Y1K A brief history of the last 1000 years What about the Y1K bug? Surprising inventions of the last Millennium What's 1000 years? |
| Chapter 4 | THE YUKKIES Awards for 2000 years of bad books, bad songs, bad films, bad fashions and bad inventions |
| Chapter 3 | I'M OK, YOU'RE 2K A guide to sex, culture, pets, space travel and other millitrends of the next 1000 years |
| Chapter 2 | Y2NIGHT! 2000 ways to have a memorable moment on Millennium Eve Preparing Your Last Supper Millennium Eve TV lisitings How to be the first death of the Millennium |
| Chapter 1 | Y3K A survival guide to the next 10 centuries What to pack, where to stay, how to get there Planning for a crowded planet Predictions for the new Millennium |
| Chapter 0 | BOOM! |
